siri, why does god allow suffering?

Got bangs, mostly so that I could keep my hair at full Game of Thrones weave length without having to deal with strangers yelling “winter is coming” and “the Lannisters send their regards” at me.
Jul 28

Got bangs, mostly so that I could keep my hair at full Game of Thrones weave length without having to deal with strangers yelling “winter is coming” and “the Lannisters send their regards” at me.

Jul 28
[backstory: my aunt kathy has mortified her partner, peg, and i on a global scale trying to befriend strangers everywhere we travel.]
Jul 27

krutherfords:

Terry & his onion ring obsession!

JENN, IT’S THE TERRY DUBROW ONION RINGS GREATEST HITS COMPILATION WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR!

I mean, I guess this is the wonder of genetics and/or socialization, but it’s so, so weird to have everything in common with one parent and nothing in common with the other.

Jul 27

God help us all, I’m thinking of getting bangs again (even though I know I will regret such a decision in 4-6 weeks) because I want to change something about my hair, but I like it at this length and don’t want to go through the hassle of dying it just to have it go red in the sun within two weeks.

Jul 26

My dad just pulled a “share a diet coke with dad” can out of his twelve-pack, opened it, and then turned it sideways to read it and spilled it all over the kitchen.

Jul 25

There are a few people whom I would gladly go the rest of my life without seeing in the flesh, because being reminded that they are still allowed to walk this earth in corporeal form causes me visceral rage. These are the same few people whom I run into in public, without fail, on every trip home.

Jul 25

My packing choices for this trip really put an end to my braless summer of cutoff jorts, cheap v-necks, and weird zip-up hoodies.

Jul 25

I have blocked out most memories from my bizarre high school experience, but today I was reminded that I had a history teacher who made an evangelical Christian girl cry by teaching us about Eleanor Roosevelt’s lady-friend, and who also told us that Joe McCarthy “died of a broken liver and a stupid brain.” 

Jul 24

Someone in my cohort (who has one semester to get her GPA-related shit together before she gets booted) has been telling other people in the program that my work is actually terrible and that the only reason I have a good reputation in my department is because I’m “skating by on (my) compliance with western beauty standards,” which I guess is one way to make yourself feel better about not turning in final papers and rarely showing up to class prepared for discussion?

Jul 24
liz lemon and jack donaghy were right about grad students