you've got time.

life lesson: just be a brat all the time and you’ll probably get your way! because if you are calm and reasonable, you will get FUCKED OVER.

I am fucking DONE with the way my boss uses the fact that I am more laid-back than other students in the program as an excuse for maintaining radio silence with me about time-sensitive issues and stringing me along until the last possible minute before breaking disappointing news to me.

My professor gave me an “A - -” on a paper “to signify that it’s B+ work based on (her) higher standards for (me)” but that she’s giving it an A- because that’s what it would get from any other student.

My mom just texted me to ask how her plants are doing, which, um… I don’t think these succulents have done a whole lot in the 4.5 hours since she left for work?

I know we’re all super pissed about the rape scene on Game of Thrones/D&D’s total obliviousness about how badly their adaptation sucks, RE: violence against women, and justifiably so, but I am, like, 98.5% sure that Sophie Turner interview is talking about her parents being on set for the attempted rape on Sansa during the riot in King’s Landing. She’s mentioned it in interviews before this season, and I think someone mentioned it in the DVD commentary for that particular episode.

Which is not to say that there are no horrifying gender dynamics in her new storyline, obviously, as she is hanging around with the show’s current trashmonster-in-chief, and god knows the show has found plenty of ways to make him grosser than he is in the source text (including, but not limited to, Aiden Gillen’s wildly unpredictable accent.) But there is plenty of problematic material from already aired episodes that we can incorporate into this discussion.

Oh my god. I cannot fucking WAIT to be back in Phoenix tonight, so that I can be warm, eat a meal that doesn’t include meat, watch my stories in peace and quiet, not have to share a car with my asshole teenage stepsibling, and live in a house with people who don’t tell racist jokes or make comments about my weight.

Last night I had a very vivid dream that I was enthusiastically explaining my favorite Game of Thrones plot twist to Carole from RHONY, so no, I do not think I watch too much television, thank you for asking.

word to the wise: always get so little sleep before a stressful event that you’re too tired to give a shit about anything

I think I’m over my conference presentation anxiety?

The best/worst part about this is that I dropped my phone in Target like a week ago and flat-out said, “isn’t it weird that I drop my phone all the time but still haven’t shattered the screen?”

The best/worst part about this is that I dropped my phone in Target like a week ago and flat-out said, “isn’t it weird that I drop my phone all the time but still haven’t shattered the screen?”

Not sure if the highlight of my week so far has been finding out I need $2000 worth of dental work, shattering my iPhone screen, or seeing my stalker!!!!

goodbye forever, my once-beloved can of chemicals

I never, ever in a million years thought this would happen, but I haven’t had a Diet Coke in seven weeks, and when my dad offered me one tonight, I was not even a little bit tempted? Like I was actually a little disgusted at the thought of the taste? So either Diet Coke deprivation is warping my brain OR I am finally free of its grip on my life in a way that just “cutting back” did not enable me to be.